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Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

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blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway

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hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

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Hello friends!!

I have been tagged by the lovely mis-ato to do this! Sit back while i force my personality onto you

Country: New Zealand!

How long and why you’ve been Keto: Oh gosh, i started on the 19th of November last year! So a reeeeeally long time haha

Favourite Recipe: Hmm either chocolate mug cakes from ruled.me, taco salad or just cheese baked until it goes crispy on the bottom.

Favourite Exercise: Really getting into my running at the moment because i’m seeing huge improvements in my endurance on keto, but i also love the burn from weights.

Why you started your blog: Uh i don’t really know i started it when i was 15. I saw it on a LoseIt forum and thought it would be fun i guess? Don’t go too far into my archives, i was not a fun person back then

Three (not so interesting) facts: This is way harder than i expected! 1) i slept through an earthquake that destroyed most of the city i was living in at the time (Christchurch) 2) one of my weird talents is being able to describe mundane things like they are artistic masterpieces- thanks art history 3) i literally can’t be friends with someone that doesn’t make me laugh

I tag: xcastinglines fromsmallvilletosuperman catandtonicnz 99problemsandcarbsaremostofthem thefitty and anyone else i may have forgotten!!! (i am hopeless with usernames!!)

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Salvador By Joan Didion
The Last Thing He Wanted By Joan Didion
The Year Of Magical Thinking By Joan Didion
Blue Nights By Joan Didion
Run River By Joan Didion
Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow 
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Before I Die, Jenny Downham
An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser 
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You Shall Know Our Velocity By Dave Eggers
The Wild Things, Dave Eggers
Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison 
The Round House, Louise Erdrich
Four Souls, Louise Erdrich
Like Water for Chocolate, Laura Esquivel
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Middlesex By Jeffrey Eugenides
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Light in August by William Faulkner 
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The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Crescendo By Becca Fitzpatrick
Finale By Becca Fitzpatrick
Silence By Becca Fitzpatrick
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A Passage to India by E.M. Forster 
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace 
The French Lieutenant’s Woman by John Fowles 
The Diary of a Young Girl, Anne Frank
The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen 
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Inkspell By Cornelia Funke
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Beautiful Creatures By Kami Garcia
Beautiful Darkness By Kami Garcia
Beautiful Redemption By Kami Garcia
Ruby Red By Kerstin Gier
Sapphire Blue By Kerstin Gier
Emerald Green By Kerstin Gier
Neuromancer by William Gibson 
Memoirs of A Geisha By Arthur Golden
Lord Of The Flies By William Golding
I, Claudius by Robert Graves 
Looking For Alaska By John Green
The Fault In Our Stars By John Green
Will Grayson, Will Grayson By John Green
Loving by Henry Green 
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The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene 
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Radiant By Cynthia Hand
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Adverbs, Daniel Handler
Watch Your Mouth, Daniel Handler
The Basic Eight, Daniel Handler 
Tess of the D’Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
A Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway
The Garden Of Eden, Ernest Hemingway
Men Without Women, Ernest Hemingway
Across The River And Into The Trees, Ernest Hemingway
The Old Man And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway
The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
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Siddhartha by Herman Hesse
The Outsiders By S.E Hinton 
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A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
Les Misérables by Victor Hugo
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Born At Midnight By C.C. Hunter
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Taken At Dusk By C.C. Hunter
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey 
The Painted Bird by Jerzy Kosiński 
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To Kill A Mockingbird, Harper Lee
The Phantom of the Opera  By Gaston Leroux
The Magician’s Nephew By C.S. Lewis
The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe By C.S. Lewis
The Horse And His Boy By C.S. Lewis
Prince Caspian By C.S. Lewis
The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader By C.S. Lewis
The Silver Chair By C.S. Lewis
The Last Battle By C.S. Lewis
The Lover’s Dictionary, David Levithan
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Gathering Blue By Lois Lowry
Messenger By Lois Lowry
Under the Volcano by Malcolm Lowry 
Legend By Marie Lu
Prodigy By Marie Lu
Life Before Legend By Marie Lu
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Unravel Me By Tahereh Mafi
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Wicked Lovely By Melissa Marr
Ink Exchange By Melissa Marr
Fragile Eternity By Melissa Marr
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A Clash Of Kings By George R. R. Martin
A Storm Of Swords By George R. R. Martin
A Feast For Crows By George R. R. Martin
A Dance With Dragons By George R. R. Martin
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud
Sweet Tooth By Ian McEwan
Atonement, Ian McEwan
Blood Promise By Richelle Mead
Frostbite By Richelle Mead
Last Sacrifice By Richelle Mead
Spirit Bound By Richelle Mead
The Indigo Spell By Richelle Mead
Vampire Academy By Richelle Mead
The Golden Lily By Richelle Mead
Shadow Kiss By Richelle Mead
Bloodlines By Richelle Mead
Twilight By Stephenie Meyer
New Moon By Stephenie Meyer
Eclipse By Stephenie Meyer
Breaking Dawn By Stephenie Meyer
The Host By Stephenie Meyer
Fugitive Pieces, Anne Michaels
The Winter Fault, Anne Michaels
Watchmen by Alan Moore 
Beloved, Toni Morrison
 Kafka on the Shore, Haruki Murakami
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"The Original of Laura" by Vladimir Nabokov 
"Laughter in the Dark" by Vladimir Nabokov 
"A Nursery Tale" by Vladimir Nabokov
Speak, Memory, Vladimir Nabokov 
Delta of Venus, Anais Nin
House of Incest, Anais Nin
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Delirium By Lauren Oliver
Pandemonium By Lauren Oliver
Requiem By Lauren Oliver
The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje
Divisadero, Michael Ondaatje
1984 By George Orwell
Animal Farm by George Orwell 
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Eragon By Christopher Paolini
Eldest By Christopher Paolini
Brisingr By Christopher Paolini
Inheritence By Christopher Paolini
Bel Canto By Ann Patchett 
State of Wonder, Ann Patchett 
The Bell Jar By Sylvia Plath
The Unabridged Journals of Slvyia Plath
Ariel By Sylvia Plath
The Collected Poems Of Sylvia Plath
The Symposium, Plato
The Light-House By Edgar Allen Poe
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The Lightning Thief By Rick Riordan
The Sea Of Monsters By Rick Riordan
The Titan’s Curse By Rick Riordan
The Battle of the Labyrinth By Rick Riordan
The Last Olympian By Rick Riordan
Divergent By Veronica Roth
Insurgent By Veronica Roth
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The Chamber Of Secrets By J.K. Rowling
The Prisoner Of Azkaban By J.K. Rowling
The Goblet Of Fire By J.K. Rowling
The Order of the Phoenix  By J.K. Rowling
The Half Blood Prince By J.K. Rowling
The Deathly Hallows By J.K. Rowling
The God of Small Things By Arundhati Roy
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Cosmos, Carl Sagan
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger 
The Reader, Bernard Schlink 
The Lovely Bones By Alice Sebold
Lucky By Alice Sebold
The Almost Moon, Alice Sebold
The Art of Hearing Heartbeats, Jan-Phillip Sendker
Schaduwliefde, 
Ruta Sepetys
The Complete Poems, Anne Sexton
Frankenstein By Mary Shelley
White Teeth, Zadie Smith
The Bad Beginning By Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Room By Lemony Snicket
The Wide Window By Lemony Snicket
The Miserable Mill By Lemony Snicket
The Austere Academy By Lemony Snicket
The Ersatz Elevator By Lemony Snicket
The Vile Village By Lemony Snicket
The Hostile Hospital By Lemony Snicket
The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
The Slippery Slope By Lemony Snicket
The Grim Grotto By Lemony Snicket
The Penultimate Peril By Lemony Snicket
The End By Lemony Snicket
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck 
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Linger By Maggie Stiefvater
Forever By Maggie Stiefvater
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Return of the King By J.R. R. Tolkien
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The Once and Future King by T.H. White
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Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit By Jeanette Winterson
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M888s dat carb bloat tho, go away water retention
On the bright side, dat booty

catandtonicnz:

Please tell me, in great depth, all about your keto diet plan.

Because as far as I can see, you’re still encouraging people to eat starchy veg like sweet potato/kumara. This is not keto.

You are apparently unable to tell customers how many grams of carbs they should be aiming to eat every day….

V v accurate they are hopeless and I h8 them